The Election

Ok, so I am beginning to hate both choices. I liked McCain/Palin for a long time, Obama is too damn socialist for my liking, but now McCain is too. So I have my own theory. Obviously our country has some moral issues. I have discussed this with a few of you, but if you haven't heard, stick with me here.

I am voting for Mickey Mouse as he is the best known mascot for Disneyland "The Happiest Place on Earth." Then I think we should change United States of America to Disney America. My reasons:
1. People don't steal at Disneyland. I have been there a ton of times, and even with strollers you can leave stuff under the stroller and people don't touch it. Where I live if it's not bolted down people think "finders keepers" yet it wasn't a lost item.
2. People are having too good of a time to kill anyone else
3. The economy would improve as Disney employs a ton of people.
4. Who doesn't love Disney? Disney is loved around the world, and it would improve other countries views of America.
5. As the world loves Disney, again improving the economy, we will see more tourists traveling the country.
6. There is an underground world that hides all the behind the scenes and negative stuff, so we can focus on the positive and making things better.
7. There are fireworks everynight (I'm kind of a kid and love my fireworks)

I know I had a few more reasons but I will have to edit them in when I am more awake!